DRAGGING AND PISSING

[PRO]

EVERY WEEKEND WE WOULD DRAG RACE ON SATURDAY NIGHTS, LOOKING FOR NEWCOMERS WE HAD AN INITIATION.WE WOULD TAKE YOU TO OUR ILLEGAL STRIP AND STAGE THE CARS, THEN WE WOULD WANT TO TAKE 10 MINUTES TO LET THE CARS COOL DOWN, MEANWHILE AMONGST THE SMALL TALK WE WOULD GO OVER AND PIS ON THE NEWCOMERS TIRES!! OF COURSE WE HAD HIM UNDER THE HOOD OF ONE OF OUR CARS.OF COURSE AS HE LEAVES THE LINE HIS TIRES GO UP IN (PISS) SMOKE!!!AND HE LOSES BIG TIME,AFTER THE EMBARASSMENT AND EXCUSES WE TELL HIM HES NOW EARNED THE RIGHT TO RACE WITH US AND HE IS EAGER AS ANY TO HELP INITIATE THE NEXT VICTIM!!...PRO...

[Vortectoaster]

I'll have to try that one! I've heard of bleach, but never piss!!! Cool!

[This message has been edited by Vortectoaster (edited December 13, 1999).]

[Richard Reardon]

Don't go there! Once or twice as a joke is "forgivable"(I think)!

Ya, it sounds funny and probably is, but some day you're going to "piss-off" some big tough dude and the joke will be on you while he's trying to stuff your head into your carburator!

Seriously, I hope this isn't the only way you guys can win a race!!!

Richard