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Old 06-24-2000, 02:38 AM
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As my pappy once said to me as a little boy "Chevrolet" was french for "shove it home & let it sit" LOLOL
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Old 06-28-2000, 04:41 AM
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Give
Me
Chrysler

Crack
Head
Entry
Vehicle
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Old 06-30-2000, 09:56 AM
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And what about CAMARO????
Legend has it that Camaro is a Native American word which translates to "fill this piece of S**T up again"
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Old 06-30-2000, 06:14 PM
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FORD ? Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
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Old 07-01-2000, 04:30 AM
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FORD.........
F!@#ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
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Old 07-01-2000, 12:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GUAM SS/T:
And what about CAMARO????
No...camaro is french for "friend". You know, what your average camaro owner needs most !

Jason

BTW: Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garage Equipment.
MOPAR: Move Over, People Are Racing!
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Old 07-01-2000, 07:52 PM
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Dont get me wrong, I love Mopars, but I thought this was pretty funny......

MOPAR

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust


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Grandaddy ran whiskey in a big black Dodge.......
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Old 07-02-2000, 01:51 PM
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my fav:
M=move
o=over
p=power
a=approaching
r=rapidly

And when they see my black ram in their rear view mirror they always get out of my way

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Old 07-02-2000, 03:53 PM
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FORD:
First
On
Race
Day

Quote:
Originally posted by ram1500:
FORD:

Found
On
Road
Dead
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Old 07-02-2000, 04:54 PM
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It's Fragged On Race Day, Roodypoo, looks like you had a typo there.
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Old 07-04-2000, 03:55 PM
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here's some:
Fast On Red Dirt (from the round track boys)
. My Own Private Adrenalin Rush
Massively Over Powered And Respected
GMC ?... Gotta Mechanic Coming
Fiat ?... Fix It Again Tony !
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Old 07-04-2000, 05:29 PM
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GM:
General Mistake
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Old 07-04-2000, 09:28 PM
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H igh
E nergy
M otivation
I nside
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Old 07-04-2000, 09:56 PM
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F - flip
O - over
R - read
D - directions
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Old 07-05-2000, 05:52 PM
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FORD backwards is DORF.
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

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Old 07-05-2000, 09:25 PM
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my fav:
My
Own
Personal
Acceleration
Rocket!!

Or:
Move
Over
Plymouth
Approaching
Rapidly!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-05-2000, 09:26 PM
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my fav:
My
Own
Personal
Acceleration
Rocket!!

Or:
Move
Over
Plymouth
Approaching
Rapidly!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2000, 12:08 AM
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Most Organized People Around Racing and heres my explanation for Pontiac Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

[This message has been edited by PRO (edited July 09, 2000).]
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Old 07-11-2000, 02:09 PM
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Chevy = Can Hear Every Valve Yell
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Old 07-18-2000, 04:46 AM
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Chevy = Cheap Heavy Equipment for Very ignorant Youth

Mopar = Move Over, Plymouths Are Racing

Fiat = F*^%$d-up Itailian Automotive Technology



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Old 07-19-2000, 05:57 PM
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CHEVROLET= Crap Heap Excretion Vehicle, Requires Overhaul and Lots of Extra Tuning.
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Old 07-19-2000, 07:02 PM
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Caprice

Cop's And Poseurs Ride In Certifiable Execrement
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Old 08-15-2000, 08:00 PM
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chevrolet stands for,im afraid to be different,im afraid to think on my own,i realy like red camaros (like the one i saw 2 seconds ago)im a cheap bastard.i can buy anything i need right off the shelf at pep boys.i can build 3 350's for the price of your 440 (and will have to)etc.etc.etc
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Old 08-15-2000, 08:00 PM
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chevrolet stands for,im afraid to be different,im afraid to think on my own,i realy like red camaros (like the one i saw 2 seconds ago)im a cheap bastard.i can buy anything i need right off the shelf at pep boys.i can build 3 350's for the price of your 440 (and will have to)etc.etc.etc
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Old 08-15-2000, 10:30 PM
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cheap heavy expensive vehicle, rely on lots of engine trouble.
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Old 09-16-2000, 05:25 PM
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Chugs
Heavy
Eats
Valves
Yearly

More
Over,(kill)
Power
At
Redline
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Old 09-23-2000, 04:21 AM
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I prefer Degenerate Motors.
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Old 09-23-2000, 01:55 PM
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How about F#^%ING OUT RIGHT DANGEROUS!!

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Old 09-29-2000, 03:35 AM
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Monsterous
Over
Powered
Approaching
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Old 12-09-2000, 06:02 AM
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Try these out.
C=cracks
H=heads
E=eats
V=valves
R=races
O=only
L=little
E=electric
T=trains

G=got
M=mechanic
C=coming

T=Too
O=often
Y=Yankee
O=over price
T=this
A=auto

FORD found on reservation dump
fix or repair daily
f----- over rebuilt dodge

DODGE= 'DEM OL DUDES GO EVERYWHERE!!!
God bless the Power Wagon!!!!

Thanks for the site,

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