smart comaro

[CrAlt]

It was late, and i was driving home on the post road with my stereo going in my 91 D150. I stop at a light and a mean looking comaro with black limo tints pulls up besides me and starts jumping at the light. Maybe he heard my headers or saw my little calvin pissing on a bowtie decal i had in the back window, so for some reson he thought i wanted to race. So i think "fine, what ever" and turn off my radio. As the light turns green i nail it and my little red ram jumps right off the line, just as i am about to bang 2nd i look over expecting him to come flying past me. But nope, i look in my side review and he is a good 2 car lanths behind me. After I pull about 3 or 4 away i back off and slow, he comes flying past me. And what did i hear? The scream of a little 2.8L v6 pulling for all its got, what a joke, it wasnt even a v8 comaro! Just then a cop come flying out of a parking lot and throws the lights on him. I cut the wheel and shoot up a side street and am gone.

But thats not the best part. I start telling me brother about this and he stops me and starts describing the comaro and i just say yep. Turns out last week my brother spanked him in a 98 grand caravan! As my brother slowed down to let him by a cop came flying by and nailed the comaro then to! hehe, silly chevy guys...

[GUAM SS/T]

Stupid cumarrow!!! I want to make a donation to your local law enforcement those guys are awesome. I was hanging out with the local hotrodders the other day and this guy in a pimped out cumarrow rolls through the parking lot and tries to impress us. He rolled past my SS/T, a 440RR, A 440 D150, A 68'340 dart, a 440Challenger, A beautiful 37 Dodge truck, A 64' Impala SS454, a 63 vette, a 67vette, man the list goes on and on. This fool hits the hydraulics so he can show everyone his white wall bicycle tires and then when that doesn't get any attention he lowers the passenger side till he drags the ground effects which brought laughter from the masses. Then as if he hasn't humiliated himself enough he gets on it as he leaves and raises the front end so it looks like he's pulling hard but this just causes him to grind the chrome off of his fart tip mufflers as they hit the ground making pretty little sparks. At this point some of the guys were crying they were laughing so hard. What would posses a person to roll through several thousand horsepower and show off your sixbanger cumarrow????

[JR]

Hey, I think I've seen that same Camaro in my town. There was a 16-17 year old kid, sunglassed and all, crusin' the Peebles parking lot in his 85 V-6 comcrappo just last week. This thing had 2 exhuast tips on it that looked as if he had stolen them off a semi and bolted (tacked) them on. They stuck out 6 inches from the bumper. The car sounded like shit, but I guess that was what he was going for. He was trying to be cool, but I don't remember crusing thru clothing store parking lots as being "tight". The thing was a v-6 too. It had the '85 model six-cylinder wheels and nose. This kid must have come through the parking lot 5 times, I really began to wish I was in my 440+6 R/T to embarrass him enough to get lost.
Oh well, one day I'm gonna go up there and send these domestic-rice-boys back home cryin' for mommy.

[CrAlt]

GUAM, yeah i know what you mean. Me and a bunch of other kids where hanging out in a dunkendonuts parking having a little tailgate party.It had just stoped raining and a red comaro with black tints comes flying in the lot almost hitting a few cars, goes the the end up the and cuts a donut (on the rain soaked lot) and almost side swipes a parked pickup. He then comes flying past again and out of the lot spinning his tires (on the wet road)...wow..
Then about 5 mins later a blue comaro pulls a U turn in the main drag (rain soaked) in the front of the lot on the wet road spinning his tires..the car wips farther then he thought and he spins all the way around and scrapes his low ass gold pep-boys tips on the curb...wow..what a cool guy.
Is this the new trend? To look like a dumb ass? hehe

ram1500, I got the decals at a used CD,junk and poster store here in CT. There is a site on the net that sold just stickers that had them but i dont remeber the URL :-/

[FastJeep5.9L]

Hey you guys are killing me! These stories are great! We have Comaros with Flowmasters crawling out of the woodwork like roaches around here. One of them has the limo tint and neon sporting the license plate "IBFAST". It's not even a Z! I see him all the time but he's always going the other way it seems. Guam you got me bustin. Sounds like your hangin with an impresive crowd, wish I could have been there to see that one. Thanks for sharing it.

[GUAM SS/T]

CRALT I know how the wet pavement thing goes. I had a buddy with a F-150 302 that thought he had the fastest truck in the world. He gave me crap all the time because my 3.9L Dakota was missing 2 cylinders. He never fully understood that it had 10 more horsepower than the 91 318. Anyways, He decides to show off by spinning 1 tire for 60feet on wet pavement. I try the same thing and fail miserably because I almost pulled 180degrees by tapping the gas. The lot was so slick I couldn't even get rolling without going sideways and I was trying to take it relatively easy. This fool couldn't pull more than 60feet on the same lot. Then there was the time the same guy leaned in the passenger window of my Dak, pointed to a chevy doin a burnout and asked if my Dodge could do that. I powerbraked it with the guy in the window and it never budged so he kept his head in for a few seconds. When he saw the smoke creep in the cab he pulled his head out to look and got gagged by the smoke. I promptly hauled ass out of the cloud and left him standing there choking. Idiot! One more thing. I had another buddy who was sure his chevy with a 305 was the fastest truck on the planet. One night these 2 decide to race on the topend. They got caught and the Ford driver was promptly thrown in the cruiser so they could get the chevy. The chevy was easy to catch since he pulled into a driveway because his chevy was smokin so bad. They got pulled over after running for six miles. I asked how fast these speed demon Nascar supertrucks were going. One was doing 95 the other 97. I almost fell off my chair laughing. Six miles to get to 97. No wonder they would never race me. They knew my truck was computer limited at 115 and wouldn't pull 3000 rpm at 115 in overdrive.

FastJeep 5.9, I am definately hanging out with the right crowd. The sound of those 440s makes me ashamed to start my SS/T in their presence. I feel unworthy! It's great. I can't wait to get home and build my 392 stroker Sixpack for my 69Barracuda.

[moparguy01]

I've had the same thing happen with crumaros
There is this one ugly car in town. a 80 somethin crumaro with lowrider gold wheels that stick 2 feet out the side of the car and 2 gold colored fart tips. The thing comes ripping into the parking lot and floors it....it sounds like crap. It spun the tires barely. and comes ripping up next to me. he gets out of his car and attempts to strut into subway to get a sandwhich or something.
I was laughing my ass off. When he came out i was leaving.....i started up my 64 dodge with duals and glasspacks and the guy jumped like 4 feet in the air......dropped his food and spilled his pop all over himself. then i left smoking my tires all the way past him.
later he tried to race me on main street and i left him so far in the dust that it wasnt even funny. It was another one of those guys with the "I have a v6 crumaro but pretend its a v8 horsepower monster" syndrome.


you know what i mean.

[68Charger 440HP]

Man.........you guys are just way to funny. I love hearing the stories about embarrassing phords and shivys. I never get the chance to do that because my car is to intimidating i guess. Oh well, they can't hide at the race track. It is always fun to laugh at people who think their car is faster than it really is.

[96DodgeRam360ci]

heh... this is too funny. I have an 85 camaro right now for sale. (blah). It does have a built 350 tuned port though... with a cam, LOWERED????? and stupid stereo crap. Dual headers too. Obnoxious typical camaro color too... Yellow with black racin stripes. I know a kid with a 305 that is blue with white racin stripes and I whooped on him so many times with my Indy.

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[David D]

Here in the wilds of Eastern N.C. I think is where all those clown cars are developed! I was at KDS (Kinston Drag Strip) last Friday night with my '00 Dakota R/T and I'm sitting in the staging lanes ahead of this '89-'90 something rements of a Escort GT. It's painted with house paint(white)has 'Pacman' painted on it, and some other misc stripes. The qtr windows and back light are gone and has some real crude pipe roll bar in it. A buddy of his comes up to me and says,"Hey, Pacman wanna run ya" Ok I say as he's revving his unmuffled 1.9L behind me. We square off, I paste him at the line and just run away to an easy win. Later he saunters up and looks under the hood of my truck and says," I didn't know you had all THAT?" We make small talk and after he walks away, my wife turns to me and says,"Didn't he see the big 5.9 R/T sticker on the tail gate?"

[mopartodd]

David. Tell that kid with the escort that I'm bringing my daily driver Neon down from Smithfield to put the hurtin on him.

[David D]

mopartodd, I'm sure he'll run ya. I got to hand it to him on one account though, he enthusiastic! Actually, if your Neon is healthy, you'd probably have a lot of fun with the Import minions that show up pretty regularly on Test and Tune night. There are a few that are for real(like a low 12 sec. Supra and a 13sec. 928) but most of them are just posers. The same night that 'Pac' and me squared off I also wound up running a kid in his Civic who claimed he'd "never been beaten on the street". Well, a wheel spinning 15.27 (me) still beats a 17.30 every time. I know Kinston is about 40 miles away but it might be fun for ya. Next year though, you'll have a new track nearer you than even Dunn-Benson in Goldsboro. They're putting in an 1/8th mile track behind Thunderdome(Wayne Co Speedway) in Nahunta.

[Alan627B]

CAMARO= Creeps And Morons Always Race One.
"Nuff said?

[Alan627B]

CAMARO= Creeps And Morons Always Race One.
"Nuff said?