One beautiful afternoon me and a buddy were out cruising in our mopars , a 1970 hemi orange challenger mine and my buddies lime green 1973 340 duster. Anyways we went out to go eat some ford and chevy's that were from out of town , well because they were looking for us. Anyways we found them blew them away and were headed home to hava a couple of beers. We got to my buddies sat down and a couple of people showed up ranting how awesome it was to see those 2 ediots get blown away. All of a sudden the door knocks I open it and guess who it is'THE FU#$K@N COPS. I stand there and the cop says well hello are that your challenger I say of course it is, how but the duster yeah thats my buddies anyways it turns out there was a report that a lime green car with 340 written on the back and a bright orange car with the tires smokin were racing down the industrial straights. Were you guys out there he asks, I reply no way man , he replies(the pig) then why the **** is there rubber plastered all over the quarters on your car. The moral of the story is the people that see these cars or any other mopars don't ever notice the ugly chevelles nor notice the dime a dozen everybody and there dog has one mustang DON'T RACE IN BROAD DAYLGHT AND KEEP IT ON THE STRIP!
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