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Old 08-23-2000, 10:20 PM
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All I need to know I learned from Noah's Ark:

One. Don't miss the boat.

Two. Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you
to do something really big.

Five. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that
needs to be done.

Six. Build your future on high ground.

Seven. For safety's sake travel in pairs.

Eight. Speed isn't everything. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.

Nine. When you're stressed, float awhile.

Ten. Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.

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