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Old 08-26-2000, 02:53 PM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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A very anal-retentive woman was shopping in a furniture store for a new
mattress. As she bent over to examine the tenth mattress she had considered,
she suddenly let out a horrendous fart.

"Excuse me," she said, embarrassed, to the clerk who was helping her.

"Heck, I'm used to it, lady," he said. "When you see the price on that one,
your gonna shit!"
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