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Womanspeak
Womanspeak....vs.... English --You want = You want --We need = I want --It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now --Do what you want = You'll pay for this later --We need to talk = I need to complain --Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. --I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important. --I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. --You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. --You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? --I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period. --Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. --This kitchen is soÂ…inconvenient = I want a new house. --The car is empty = Go fill it up --The trash is full = Take it out --The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong --I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... --I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white --Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! --I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. --Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. --How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. --I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. --Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. --You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. --Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. --Please walk me home = Let's go make out. --It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this. --Yes = No --No = No --Maybe = No --I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. --Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it. --Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. --I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. --All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOSH there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? Womanspeak --Womanspeak....vs.... English -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --You want = You want --We need = I want --It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now --Do what you want = You'll pay for this later --We need to talk = I need to complain --Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. --I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important. --I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. --You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. --You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? --I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period. --Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. --This kitchen is soÂ…inconvenient = I want a new house. --The car is empty = Go fill it up --The trash is full = Take it out --The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong --I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... --I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white --Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! --I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. --Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. --How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. --I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. --Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. --You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. --Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. --Please walk me home = Let's go make out. --It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this. --Yes = No --No = No --Maybe = No --I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. --Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it. --Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. --I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. --All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOSH there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
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