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Old 09-11-2000, 04:57 AM
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Q: What did the fat woman say after making love to the sumo wrestler?
A: "Thanks for the tip."

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You'd better stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A: Come in eight flavors.
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