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3 nuns die in a car wreck. when they got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter sd they each had to answer a test question before they could be admitted into heaven. Soooooooo.........
St. Peter asks the 1st nun, "Where is the game of baseball mentioned in scripture?" She answers, "In the beginning." Lights flashed, trumpets sounded, and the gates opened. To the 2nd nun, St. Peter asked, "What is the boat that Noah built?" She answered, "The Ark." Lights flashed, trumpets sounded, and the gates opened. To the 3rd nun, St. Peter asked, "What were the first words the Eve said to Adam?" The 3rd nun sighed, "My goodness, that a hard one!" Lights flashed, trumpets sounded, and the gates opened. |
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