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Old 09-12-2000, 10:43 PM
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Two men are sitting and drinking at a bar at the top of the
Empire State Building. The
first man turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I
discovered that if you jump
from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the
10th floor, the winds around the
building are so intense that they carry you around the
building and back into the
window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping
the bar. The second guy
says, "What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could
happen."

"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps
over the balcony, and plummets to the street below. When he
passes the 10th floor, the
high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th
floor window and he
takes the elevator back up to the bar. He met the second man,
who looked quite
astonished.

"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have
been a one-time fluke."

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps.
Again just as he is hurling toward
the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the
building and into the
window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

"Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "it works, I'll
try it!" He jumps over the balcony
plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors
..and hits the sidewalk with a
'splat.'

Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker, saying
"You know, Superman,
you're a real a$$hole when you're drunk."
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