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A woman was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!" "Honey! Let me explain!" "Why you sneaky ba$tard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!" "Hold it right there" he interrupted, "Speaking of sneaky, maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!" |
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