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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q: What is the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip Q: What's the difference between a hobo and a homo? A: A hobo doesn't have any friends at all, whereas a homo has friends up the a$$. Q: How do you make a fruit cordial? A: Pat him on the behind! Q. Why don't pygmies use tampons? A. They keep stepping on the strings. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. [This message has been edited by BillyBob (edited September 14, 2000).] [This message has been edited by BillyBob (edited September 14, 2000).] |
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