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Old 09-14-2000, 09:20 PM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.


Q: What is the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip

Q: What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?
A: A hobo doesn't have any friends at all, whereas
a homo has friends up the a$$.

Q: How do you make a fruit cordial?
A: Pat him on the behind!


Q. Why don't pygmies use tampons?
A. They keep stepping on the strings.


Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear,
wondering what she did with her pencil.

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