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Old 09-14-2000, 10:30 PM
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After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite.

The groom turned down the lights & found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself, returning in pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each a drink, unaware that his new bride had already had more than enough to drink.

Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he had wed after a record whirl-wind courtship, by the hand & tenderly began to direct her towards the bedroom.

"Damn !" she muttered, "every stinking time I go out with some guy it always ends up the same way."


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