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Old 09-14-2000, 10:28 PM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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A man walks into a bank...

"I want to open a friggin' checking account," the man said.
"I beg your pardon, what did you say?" the teller replied.
"Listen up darnit, I said I want to open a friggin' checking account right now." he said.
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him the problem. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no darn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million dollars in the lottery and I want to open a friggin' checking account in this darn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this b_tch is giving you a hard time?"
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Old 09-14-2000, 10:36 PM
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thats about right
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