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Old 09-14-2000, 11:08 PM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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A drunk was casually taking a pee into a drinking fountain in the park.

A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically. "What the hell do you think your doing. There's a public toilet 20 feet from here!"

The drunk, amazed, yells back. "What do you think I have, a hose?"
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