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GREETING CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE IN THE STORES
My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. But when I looked at the tire, There was your cat. Sorry! You had your bladder removed, And now you're on the mends. Here's a big bouquet of flowers, And a large sized box of Depends. So your daughter's a hooker, And it spoiled your day. Look on the bright side: She's a really good lay. Heard your wife left you. How upset you must be! Don't fret about your wife though; She's moving in with me. You totalled your car And can't remember why. Maybe it was That case of Bud Dry. Your computer is dead. It once was a first-rate. Don't you regret buying...... Windows 98? Your dog is dead. So sorry to hear He was chasing cars... And caught a semi in the rear. Now you lost your job, It's one of those hardships of life. Next time, work a bit harder And don't screw the boss's wife. |
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