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Old 09-17-2000, 01:19 AM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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GREETING CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE IN THE STORES


My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
But when I looked at the tire,
There was your cat.

Sorry!


You had your bladder removed,
And now you're on the mends.
Here's a big bouquet of flowers,
And a large sized box of Depends.

So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side:
She's a really good lay.

Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be!
Don't fret about your wife though;
She's moving in with me.

You totalled your car
And can't remember why.
Maybe it was
That case of Bud Dry.

Your computer is dead.
It once was a first-rate.
Don't you regret buying......
Windows 98?

Your dog is dead.
So sorry to hear
He was chasing cars...
And caught a semi in the rear.

Now you lost your job,
It's one of those hardships of life.
Next time, work a bit harder
And don't screw the boss's wife.
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