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Old 09-17-2000, 04:44 AM
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A squad of American soldiers were patrolling
along the Saudi-Iraqi border.

To their surprise, they found the badly
mangled body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch
along the road. A few feet away on the
other side of the road they found a wounded
GI who was still barely alive. They ran to
him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked
him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was on recon down
this road, M-16 at the ready, when I came
face-to-face with this raghead. I looked him right
in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a
sorry SOB who kills his own people and kisses
pigs asses! He looked me right in the eye, took the
safety off his Kalashnikov and shouted back, 'Bill
Clinton is an unprincipled, lying bastard who
would service his sister on the White House lawn!' "

"You were able to get the first shot off?"

"No! We were standing in the middle of the road
shaking hands and slapping each other on the back
when the tank hit us."

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