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A squad of American soldiers were patrolling
along the Saudi-Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A few feet away on the other side of the road they found a wounded GI who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was on recon down this road, M-16 at the ready, when I came face-to-face with this raghead. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a sorry SOB who kills his own people and kisses pigs asses! He looked me right in the eye, took the safety off his Kalashnikov and shouted back, 'Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying bastard who would service his sister on the White House lawn!' " "You were able to get the first shot off?" "No! We were standing in the middle of the road shaking hands and slapping each other on the back when the tank hit us." |
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