"Yard Sale"

[BillyBob]

A little old lady was walking among the mansions in California and she walked along, she passed the mansions and each one was more beautiful than the other. She then got to this one mansion with many trees around it and she noticed, that when she passed the first tree, there were two people screwing under it.

She paid it no mind until she passed the second tree. She saw two more people screwing under it. when she got to the third tree and saw the third couple screwing under it, she decided to ring the doorbell of the mansion to see what was going on.

She rang the door and a woman answered. She said to the woman, "What's going on? Why is everyone screwing under the trees? I didn't mind when I passed the first tree or the second, but this is absurd. What's going on?"

The woman said, "Well, this is a whore house ... we're having a yard sale."