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Old 09-17-2000, 11:32 PM
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I've never heard of "Hootus" before this post:

Please be prepared to spend some time reading this one as it is long & very funny.

www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18595&pagenumber=1

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Old 09-26-2006, 05:38 PM
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Damn, Billy Bob, that was hysterical. Thanks for the link, it took me quite a while to read, but was well worth it.
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Old 09-26-2006, 06:52 PM
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I'll have to read this when I get home from work, from what little I've read I've had a hard time not falling out of a chair laughing
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:08 AM
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Now what he was doing to get Herculiner on his hootus i dont want to know, but i bet its gonna hurt like a mother getting that stuff off.

Stupid Ford guys.

Never heard of a hootus Billybob? My papaw use to use that word just every other day. LOL
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:09 AM
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Hey Ram1500, Did you read the entire thread? If not, it tells in the first few posts what happened. I know you're a working man so I'll let you in on it. He was applying the Herculiner without wearing gloves and had it all over his hands and then had to take a leak. Then poor ole Hootus got assaulted. I still laugh this morning when I think about it. I laughed so hard when I read about it that I got a headache.That thread actually was started six years ago too.:baby0:
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:10 PM
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nope, never heard it before that topic was posted. Have heard it called many other names though......
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:27 AM
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it took me quite a while to read
Wow! I'll say it did! That must work out to about 3 words a day...

But thanks for bringing it back up. I didn't even have to read it again, I still laughed just remembering it from the first time.
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:49 AM
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I'm only half way through it so far, bout laughed my ass off a few times.....
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