Q & A ....

[BillyBob]

Q. Why is a convict before sentencing like a new bride?
A. They both know it'll be hard, but they don't know for how long.


Q. What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that is long and hard?
A. A new last name.

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin


Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.


Q: Why do Australian men marry Australian Women ?
A: Because sheep can't cook.

Q: How can you tell if a young Greek is a gentleman?
A: He waits till after the 3rd date before screwing his girlfriend's brother.

A girl sat sobbing in the police station.....
"I was raped by a Polack," she wailed.
"How do you know it was a Polack?" the detective asked.
"I had to help him!" the girl replied.


Q) Whats the difference between a rock muscian and a pig??
A) A pig wouldn't stay up all night screwing a rock muscian

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his butt.

Q. What's the only animal with an a$$hole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.



[This message has been edited by BillyBob (edited September 19, 2000).]