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Old 09-20-2000, 12:38 AM
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Little Johnny was at school and his teacher was teaching about the 4 basic food groups. Johnny asks "What food group does light bulbs fall into".

His teacher replies, "Light bulbs are not edible and they don't fall into any food group".

Little Johnny insists that light bulbs are food because his Dad eats light bulbs.

The teacher tries to get Little Johnny to drop the subject but he just would not let it go.

"What makes you think light bulbs are edible?" the teacher asks.

He said "I know that light bulbs are edible because I heard my Dad tell my Mom that if she would turn off the light, he would eat it!"
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