The burgular....

[BillyBob]

A burglar entered the house of a gorgeous model when she had gone out. He searched for valuables in her room, only to find, to his dismay that there were nothing but clothes in her wardrobe.

Furious, he tore up all the clothes and proceeded to the kitchen to continue his search. There was nothing to be found except a cat called Mimi which the model doted on very much.

There was just a packet of milk in the fridge for Mimi. The burglar was furious at his futile attempt; he strangled the cat, and drank the milk to get some moral satisfaction.

When our gorgeous model came back, she was boiling with rage at what had happened. She went to the police station immediately and gave her account of the episode to the police....

"A burglar entered my house today, ripped off my clothes, squeezed my pu$$y and drank my milk!"