The bulls....

[BillyBob]

Two bulls were standing on the top of a hill watching the heifers in the valley.

"Let's run down the hill and screw one of those cows" says the young one.

"Let's walk down the hill and screw all of those cows" says the older one.

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An old woman asks her husband, "Want to go upstairs and make love?"

Her husband answers, "I don't think I can do both."