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flushing mistake
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 09:19:41 EDT A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the washroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream could be heard coming from the men's room. About sixty seconds go by and another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender rushes to the washroom to investigate....and yells through the door at the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" The drunk shouts back at the bartender, "I'm just sitting on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my butt." The bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!!" |
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