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Old 09-26-2000, 12:02 AM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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Q.
How are women like snow flakes?

A.
They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can be cold as ice.

Q. What three words are most hated by men during sex:
A: "Are you done?"


Q. What three words are most hated by when having sex..
A: "Honey, I'm home!"


Q: How is marriage like a hot bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.


Q: What do you call a redneck couple with only two kids?
A: Newlyweds.



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