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Old 10-01-2000, 05:25 PM
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There is a guy walking on the beach, and he finds a bottle. He picks it up, and polishes it off. A genie comes out, and says " I will give you 3 wishes, but everything you wish for your mother in law gets double." So the man says "OK then I want $1,000,000,000." So poof he has $1,000,000,000 dollars, but his mother in law gets $2,000,000,000. He then says. "I want a HUGE house in the hamptons, and poof he dose, but his mother in law gets two. The man says "And finally, I want 4 men to beat me half to death."
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