"Ignert"

[Stoga]

A guy is real drunk and gets home real late. Trying to avoid the
little woman, he parks a block away from his home. He takes off his
shoes as he walks up the stairs, careful not to make a noise. He
quietly opens the door and tiptoes into the room, when BAM, he gets
hit by a frying pan.

Telling the story to a friend the next day at the local watering hole,
his best friend sadly shakes his head and says:
"Boy are you ignert! Now here's how I do it. When I get rip roaring
drunk I go borry my buds low rider Harley and go screamin up and down
my block a couple of times a hootin and a hollerin. I take the Harley
rat up on the porch and then start screamin and a cussin. I slam open
the door and scream, 'I'm the man of the house and I want some sex rat
now!' And you know what's amazin'??? My wife is always asleep!!!"

[BillyBob]

Ain't that the truth..........