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Old 10-09-2000, 07:57 AM
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There was a boy born with no ears,all thru his life he was mocked & had few friends,after graduating from college He started his own buisness & did well,soon he needed an employee and ran an add,He thought He had found 3 viable candidates,so the 1st one came in for an interview and testing,He did well on both and at the end of it all the man asked him,"Do you notice anyhing unusual about me"?He replied Yes you dont have any flipping ears!!! with that He threw him out.So He called the 2nd one in for testing & interview,it all went well,and He asked Him"Do you notice anything unusual about me"? He replied Yes you dont have any flipping ears!!! with that He threw him out too.So he invited the 3rd one in,as before He did well on everything,so He asked him"Do you notice anything unusual about me"?He replied Yes you wear contacts!! He asked How did you know?He replied You cant wear glasses you aint got no flipping ears!!!
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