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Old 10-12-2000, 11:24 AM
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> A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
> her,and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
>
> "No," she replies,
> "I'm married to God."She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
>
> The bus driver, who overheard,turns to the hippie and says: "I can
> tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
>
> "Yeah?", says the hippie.
>
> "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the
> cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do
> is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous
> powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
>
>
> The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
> suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the
> nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."
>
> The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
> sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
> 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
> As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
> "Ha-ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
> "Ha-ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "

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