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> A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
> her,and asks her: "Can we have sex?" > > "No," she replies, > "I'm married to God."She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. > > The bus driver, who overheard,turns to the hippie and says: "I can > tell you how to get to have sex with her!" > > "Yeah?", says the hippie. > > "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the > cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do > is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous > powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." > > > The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as > suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the > nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." > > The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal > sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. > 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. > As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. > "Ha-ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!" > "Ha-ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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