T.P. for the chief

[RamThis]

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk
> > asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud
> sounds
> > like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"$1.00
> a
> > roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the
> > Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name
is
> 50
> > cents a roll." The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no
> > name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name
> for
> > the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it
> John
> > Wayne." "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough
> and
> > it don't take no shit off an Indian