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Old 09-25-2000, 11:57 PM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area.

Around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything."

"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"

"No," the girl replied.

"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"

"N-n-no," the girl stammered.

"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the level about this."
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Old 10-09-2000, 09:21 PM
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heh heh heh.....
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Old 10-12-2000, 07:28 PM
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I'll have to remember that in about 15 years, someone remind me OK??
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