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Old 10-13-2000, 01:36 AM
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There was this fly and he was flying around a stick. But what the fly didn't know is a frog was watching him. And the frog was thinking, "If that fly dropped down 6 inches, I could get him and that would make me a good supper."
But what the frog didn't know is a fish was watching him. And the fish was thinking, "If that fly dropped down 6 inches, the frog would get the fly and then I could get that frog and that would make me a good supper."

But what the fish didn't know is a bear was watching him. And the bear was thinking, "If that fly dropped down 6 inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, and then I could get the fish and that would make me a good supper."

But what the bear didn't know is a hunter was eating his lunch and hunting him. And the hunter was thinking, "If that fly dropped down 6 inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, the bear would get the fish, and then I could get that bear and that would make me a good supper."

But what the dining hunter didn't know was a mouse was watching him. And the mouse was thinking, "If that fly dropped down 6 inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would drop his sandwich and go for the bear, and then I could get that sandwich and that would make me a good supper."

But what the mouse didn't know is a cat was watching him. And the cat was thinking, "If that fly dropped down 6 inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, the bear would get the fish, the dining hunter would get the bear, the mouse would get the sandwich, and then I could get the mouse and that would make me a good supper."

About that time, the fly dropped down 6 inches. The frog got the fly, the fish got the frog, the bear got the fish, the dining hunter dropped his sandwich and got the bear, the mouse got the sandwich and the cat pounced to get the mouse. Upon pouncing, he missed and landed in the water. Do you know what the moral of the story is?


Everytime a fly drops down 6 inches, there's a pu$$y getting wet somewhere!


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