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A newly retired couple had just sold their house in preparation to going to a retirement home. They were cleaning the junk out of their attic when the husband found a chest containing half a million dollars and three ears of corn:
Husband: Dear look what I found! Wife: Oh my, I forgot this was here! Husband: What do you mean? Wife: Well darling, I haven't exactly been faithful to you and each time I "slipped". I wanted to do something constructive so I placed an ear of corn in this chest. Husband: Well, after fifty years and only three ears of corn, that's not so bad. But, what about the money? Wife: Each time I collected a bushell of corn I sold it. |
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