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Old 10-17-2000, 12:04 AM
BillyBob BillyBob is offline
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There was a little old lady on the corner, who had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her skirt up around her face.

A dignified Southern Gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting you skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

She said, "Look, everything down there is eighty years old, this hat is brand new!"

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