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Old 10-19-2000, 07:42 PM
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An older woman is looking for a younger man to give her a thrill so she goes shopping and finds a line with a cute young bagger. She asks the bagger to carry her bags to the car. Halfway across the parking lot she leans over to him and says "I've got an itchy pu$$y!" The boy just shrugs and says "You'll have to point it out mam, all those foreign cars look alike to me!"

Now say Mitsubishi real fast. Or my favorite, Mitchybitchy.
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