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Old 10-17-2000, 12:35 AM
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Oldies but goodies! My 7 yo son even knows these by heart. Anybody got any others?

Old F.O.R.D.= Found On Road Dead

New F.O.R.D. = F**ked On Raw Deal

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Old 10-17-2000, 07:09 PM
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FULL
OF
RUST
DEBRIS

FUNKED
OVER
REBUILT
DODGE

FULL
OF
REDNECK
DIPS**TS

FALL
OUT,
RUST,
DISENTEGRATE!
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Old 10-18-2000, 11:22 PM
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Friggin'
Owner
Real
Dumb
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Old 10-20-2000, 07:55 PM
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Cool
FORD-found on retard's driveway
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Old 10-24-2000, 04:21 AM
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FORD:
Firestone
Overlooked
Research
Data
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Old 10-24-2000, 02:53 PM
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Another tire related one I thought up.

FLAT,
OOPS!!
Remove
Driver!!!

Or for the less subtle.

FLAT,
OOPS!!
REMOVE
DEAD!!
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Old 09-12-2002, 08:05 PM
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FORD:
flip over read directions

FORD backwards:
driver returns on foot
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Old 09-12-2002, 08:30 PM
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and as the previous owner of a Windstar:

"Fix
Or
Repair
Daily"
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Old 09-13-2002, 01:28 PM
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An oldie but a goody!

FORD:
F#&KED
ON
RACE
DAY


CHEVY:
CRAPPY
HILARIOUS
EVERYDAY
VEHICLE
of
YOURS


MOPAR:
MAGNIFICENTLY
OUTSTANDING
PERFORMANCE
AND
RELIABILITY.
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