A mother and her little daughter are in the garden one day planting flowers, when the little girl spots two spiders together in a corner. She asks her mom "What are they doing?" The mother says "They are making babies" The girl aks, "What kind of spider is the bottom one?" The mother replies "Its a daddy long legs sweetie." The daughter thinks a moment, and asks, "What kind of spider is on the top?" The mother says "Well sweetie, its a daddy long legs too." The little girl thinks for a moment, then stands up, and stops them both with her shoe. The mother asks "Why on earth did you do that??" The little girl looks up and says "We aint havin any of THAT sh*t in OUR garden!"
[This message has been edited by Mopargirl (edited October 15, 2000).]
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