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One day a life long NASCAR fan passed away and soon found himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter invited him in and showed him to the most beautiful short track the fan had ever seen. Several cars quickly circled the track but a red and blue 74 Charger #43 consistently went about 5 car lengths further into the turns then the others and lapped the entire field every 6 or 7 laps. "Tell me it isn't so!" the fan exclaimed. "Tell me that Richard really isn't here!" St. Peter assured the fan that Richard was still alive and well on earth and that it was really the Good Lord driving the car. "He likes to pretend He is Richard Petty"
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