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Old 11-07-2000, 03:14 PM
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Earl sees his newborn baby and says "My God, That's an ugly baby!!"

As the nurses watch in disbelief His wife yells at him "How dare you talk that way about our child"

Earl says "Have you been cheating on me??"

His wife says "Why would you think that?"

Earl says "We have three kids and they are all beautiful. That is an UGLY baby though!! Have you been cheating on me or not???"

His wife shoots back "Not THIS time EARL!!"


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