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Old 11-08-2000, 03:55 PM
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Three fellows died & met at the Pearly Gates about the same time. The guardian of the gate asked the first man what he did while on Earth that made him think he deserved to enter the Pearly Gate.

He said," Why, I was a Minister & I converted many people into Christians". The Guardian said,"Okay, go sit on that bench over there".

He asked the second man the same question & he replied," Well, I was a Priest & also spread the word & did a lot of good deeds.

He also was told to go sit on the bench.

When he asked the third man the same question all he said was, "Well, I was a trucker".

The Guardian of the Pearly Gate upon hearing that swung open the door & said "Come in, Come in".

The Priest & Minister immediately questioned "Why was a trucker admitted before two men of God?"

The Guardian on the Gate answered," This ONE trucker scared the Devil out of more people in one day than you did in your entire lives".

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