Moparchat - Home of MOPAR enthusiasts worldwide!



Go Back   Moparchat - Home of MOPAR enthusiasts worldwide! > General Chat > Ebay Auction Forum

Click here to search for Mopar cars and parts for sale.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-25-2009, 12:27 AM
pishta's Avatar
pishta pishta is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Tustin, CA
Age: 55
Posts: 3,987
Default Nigerian Email scam apology letter.

This is classic. We have all seen them, the ads that tell the same tired story of "us mailing you a check (maybe for said parts) and you keep a portion and send us the remainder out of your account" we all know the check is going to bounce in a few days and the western Union money order you send is not traceable. So someone actually sent them an "open" letter of apology. Here it is:

Dear Mr. Parts Scammer:
I owe you a few apologies:
• I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real. • I am sorry you wasted time to print a horrible fake check. • I am sorry you spent $4.90 at UPS getting it to me overnight. • I am sorry for taking a few days to get back to you after I got the check and ask you for your phone number which you can’t give me. I knew that and still I emailed you for the phone number. • I am sorry that I lied to you and said I could not find a Western Union office near me, making you look them up, emailing me a list and me telling you those two liquor stores are shut down. • I am sorry that I lied to you about getting pissed at the Western Union office because they wanted $1.75 to cut a check and that I said that’s robbery and left in a huff. The truth is I never went there in the first place. Sorry for wasting your time that day. • I’m sorry I lied the next day after you threatened to call the FBI and local police on me because I cashed your check and would not pay you. I knew you would not, but I wrote you an email begging you not to call the police and that I would pay you tomorrow after I cashed the check. • I’m sorry that I lied the next day and said the Western Union office girl was rude to me so I left in anger, again delaying your money by another day. • I'm sorry I lied about sending the money to Western Union in your name as the shipper so you could not pick it up. I realize this cost you a day or so. • I am really sorry that I lied and said that the money order was at your Western Union, but off by 1 zip code making you drive 30 minutes to find out I am a liar. • Your last email to me was justified. Obviously from your language you were pissed. The fact that as you "YELLED” and your grasp of the English language seemed to fade away like my Mom’s when she is livid showed me what a bad person I am. • Your phone call from Africa was upsetting because as you were trying to explain to me how to go down to Western Union and pay the $1.75 and you would pick up the fee, I realized how frustrated you were getting. I also lied about being hard of hearing and asking you to yell. Sorry.
All in all, I am sorry for sucking up your bandwidth. I realize that my actions probably sucked up 6-10 hours of your time and kept you from fleecing some gullible person in America. Please forgive me. Go ahead and send me another forged check and I will send you my cash to your shipper. Please try me again. Even though I lied you to about 15 times, I won’t do it again. I promise. Cross my heart.
I am also truly sorry for reporting you to the Federal Trade Commission and now you have many federal agents looking for you, since they have some big fat hairy guys waiting to call you their "bee-otch" and make you pick up soap in the shower.
Have a nice day. I'll be sipping on umbrella drinks watching the gorgeous sunset from some tropical island funded by you. Your friend, judge and juror. "


I had to pass this along from
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-20-2009, 06:40 PM
73PWRWGN 73PWRWGN is offline
Inactive User
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Caldwell,Id.83605
Posts: 50
Default

nice email. Thanx for sharing
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 07-21-2009, 06:00 AM
MReeves MReeves is offline
Inactive User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: DeLeon Springs, Florida
Posts: 15
Default

I like that for sure!!!!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Open Apology to my FORD tractorfix Circle Track Chat 0 08-21-2011 12:51 AM
My answer to "Nigerian check scheme" Walkercolt Joke Forum 4 10-04-2007 01:07 AM
An email chain letter I actually read .... quietdad Off-Topic Forum 0 05-03-2006 11:12 PM
Apology to Everyone sanborn Circle Track Chat 0 09-14-2005 08:22 PM
an apology tobs440 Dakota Truck Forum 4 08-23-2002 09:44 PM




All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:24 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
. . . . .