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Old 08-29-2000, 03:37 PM
mopartodd mopartodd is offline
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#10) You've never had an indepedent thought in you life.
#9) You don't plan on owning it long.
#8) You love living on the edge, just like in the commercials.
#7) Parts are cheap, junkyards are full of them.
#6) 'Cause Dale Earnhardt drives one.
#5) You don't mind walking.
#4) You never break the speed limit, which is higher than your IQ.
#3) You've always wanted to be a mechanic.
#2) You think pushing your car will be great exercise.
#1) You moved nextdoor to a guy with a tow truck.
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