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1.im a good driver 2.its not loaded 3.hold my beer and watch this
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My favorite is - "Oh SHIT!!!"
Jason |
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doggone it Jason you took mine--I'll just have to go with " F#<k!! "
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How about, I think I'll tighten this bolt just a little bit more....
This is usually said on a late Saturday afternoon, right after the parts stores close. |
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Hittin' too close to home Stoga...OUCH! It seems like as many times as I've had to go out and buy an e-z out...I would have one laying around on that afore-mentioned Sunday...you'd think !
Jason |
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To quote a new one by IWantMoreRamStuff:
" Does Jules work here? " Very appropriate for when you're dealing with idiots on the other side on the phone/counter. [This message has been edited by BillyBob (edited August 26, 2000).] |
#7
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theres never any cops on THIS road
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but, "I told you I loved you".......
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my car never breaks down,its an import
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And yeah,
"The checks in the mail" "She mailed it out yesterday" "You must not have sent me a statement" "Don't I get a mechanics discount?" |
#11
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I promise
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#12
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"this should only take a second"
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" You should have been here yesterday " " It only hurts for a little while " [This message has been edited by BillyBob (edited August 27, 2000).] |
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and,i wont cu.........oh you heard that one
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Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. I'll hold it and you light the fuse. What's that priest doing here? You look just like Charles Manson. Let it down slowly. Rat poison only kills rats. OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. I'll get your toast out. Give me liberty or give me death. Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town. It's strong enough for both of us. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes. Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. I've done this before. Well we've made it this far. That's odd. Hey that's not a violin. I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? OK this is the last time. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth. That birthmark on your head looks like 999. What duck? |
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What the...
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"They always give you 5 mph over the speed limit"
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"You will only feel a little sting"
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til death do us part
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"I know the cops here."
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Reminds me of a Saturday Night Live skit some years back, "Bad Idea Jeans". Anyone else remember that one?
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At no cost or obligation to you!
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"the gas guage lies, I can go atleast 25 more miles"
"i have a fart tip, and it makes me faster" |
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"I guarantee it"
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what does this do?
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" I'll be back "
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it dont matter,they are all the same
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"Hey y'all watch this!"
------------------ 1984 Camaro Z28 - Will have ZZ4 soon. |
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I DO |
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"What ever"
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