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Old 08-26-2000, 04:00 AM
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1.im a good driver 2.its not loaded 3.hold my beer and watch this
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Old 08-26-2000, 09:37 AM
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My favorite is - "Oh SHIT!!!"

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Old 08-26-2000, 11:00 AM
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doggone it Jason you took mine--I'll just have to go with " F#<k!! "

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Old 08-26-2000, 12:22 PM
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How about, I think I'll tighten this bolt just a little bit more....
This is usually said on a late Saturday afternoon, right after the parts stores close.
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Old 08-26-2000, 12:53 PM
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Hittin' too close to home Stoga...OUCH! It seems like as many times as I've had to go out and buy an e-z out...I would have one laying around on that afore-mentioned Sunday...you'd think !

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Old 08-26-2000, 02:51 PM
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To quote a new one by IWantMoreRamStuff:


" Does Jules work here? "


Very appropriate for when you're dealing with idiots on the other side on the phone/counter.

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Old 08-26-2000, 05:18 PM
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theres never any cops on THIS road
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Old 08-26-2000, 05:52 PM
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but, "I told you I loved you".......
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Old 08-26-2000, 06:28 PM
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my car never breaks down,its an import
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Old 08-26-2000, 07:26 PM
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And yeah,

"The checks in the mail"

"She mailed it out yesterday"

"You must not have sent me a statement"

"Don't I get a mechanics discount?"
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Old 08-27-2000, 06:39 PM
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I promise
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Old 08-27-2000, 09:17 PM
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"this should only take a second"
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Old 08-27-2000, 10:43 PM
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" You should have been here yesterday "

" It only hurts for a little while "

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Old 08-27-2000, 11:59 PM
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and,i wont cu.........oh you heard that one
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Old 08-28-2000, 12:53 AM
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Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

What's that priest doing here?

You look just like Charles Manson.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

I'll get your toast out.

Give me liberty or give me death.

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well we've made it this far.

That's odd.

Hey that's not a violin.

I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

OK this is the last time.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.

That birthmark on your head looks like 999.

What duck?

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Old 08-28-2000, 01:25 AM
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What the...
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Old 08-29-2000, 12:10 AM
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"They always give you 5 mph over the speed limit"
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Old 08-29-2000, 12:39 AM
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"You will only feel a little sting"
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Old 08-29-2000, 04:37 PM
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til death do us part
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Old 08-29-2000, 04:59 PM
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"I know the cops here."
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Old 08-29-2000, 05:09 PM
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Reminds me of a Saturday Night Live skit some years back, "Bad Idea Jeans". Anyone else remember that one?

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Old 08-30-2000, 09:28 PM
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At no cost or obligation to you!
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Old 08-31-2000, 12:01 AM
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"the gas guage lies, I can go atleast 25 more miles"

"i have a fart tip, and it makes me faster"
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Old 08-31-2000, 02:54 AM
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"I guarantee it"
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Old 08-31-2000, 03:13 AM
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what does this do?
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Old 08-31-2000, 02:17 PM
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" I'll be back "
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Old 09-01-2000, 06:30 AM
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it dont matter,they are all the same
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Old 09-02-2000, 04:33 AM
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"Hey y'all watch this!"

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Old 09-17-2000, 02:58 AM
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I DO
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Old 09-17-2000, 03:09 AM
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"What ever"
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