I got into a race today

[Sly Fox]

I got into the kind of race every guy dreams of. I work for a telecommunications company and I was out locating buried cable. I was driving my 96 Dakota Sport. I was on a 4 lane road (2 lanes each direction) and I pulled up to a stop light. As I was sitting there, I heard someone revving their engine. I looked beside me and there was this absolutely gorgious blonde in her Geo Storm looking at me and smiling. I smiled back and said to myself "She wants to play". The light turned green and I stomped it leaving her in my Dakota's wake. I looked in the rearview and I could see her giving her Geo hell. I could see the front end of her car bouncing up and down which told me she had a 5-speed. We raced for about a half mile before my stop came up. I pulled into the driveway of my destination and she honked her horn and smiled and waved as she sped by. I should have let her around me and then followed her.........then again, I'm married.........DAMN!!!!!!!

Sly

[MOPARMANJAMES]

Are you saying that you beat her,
when you should have been letting her beat you?
Damn, I hate it too when I miss a good beating!

PS: My favorite Blonde joke,
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it!!!

sorry, i couldn't help myself!

[Mopar_nutz]

dammit!!!! you made me blow milk out my nose!!!!

c'mon, you should have at least let her top end power catch up to ya!?!?! we all know them Geos can scream. at least they can when a blonde is driving...