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Old 07-19-2007, 01:06 PM
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Exclamation The old WW2 Fighter pilot.

A World War II fighter pilot is reminiscing before school children about
his war experiences.
"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough.
The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continues, "one
day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these
fokkers appeared."

Several of the children begin to giggle.

"I looked up, and realized that two of the fokkers were directly above me.
I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other
fokker was right on my tail."

At this point, the girls in the auditorium are now all giggling and the boys
are laughing out loud. The children's teacher stands up and says, "I think
I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft
company, one which made many of the fighter planes used by the Axis powers
during the war."

"Yes, that's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying
Messerschmitts!"
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:57 AM
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Had one of my bosses tell me that one a few years back, I loved it than as much as I do now!
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:17 AM
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Now That's funny!
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:25 AM
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HAHAHAHA! Thats funny! Good one Stoga!
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:52 AM
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That's a good one there.
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:36 PM
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That was great I never saw it coming.
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:54 AM
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These are about the best three jokes on here in a while.
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:49 PM
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LOL Classic.....

But always a goody
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:15 AM
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lol LOL LOL....
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