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Old 11-17-2007, 10:19 PM
bjoehandley bjoehandley is offline
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Default The following 15 police comments were taken off police car videos.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate
a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write
anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I 'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed
to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....



#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."
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