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Old 07-15-2012, 12:36 PM
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Default Never Tick Off A Nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple
of days in the hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff
wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could
stand up to him.

She came into his room and announced, "I
have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he
finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but
for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round
of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out.

He cursed under his breath as he heard
people walking past his door, laughing.....

After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed.....

"Not with a daffodil."
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:49 PM
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lol that was funny and disturbing at the same time.
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Old 08-21-2012, 08:30 AM
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sick but funny

yepers yepers

un hu hu yep

yepers yepers
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