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Old 09-01-2012, 06:42 PM
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Default Dangerous Weapons

Which one would you rather face in a dark alley?
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Old 09-01-2012, 07:03 PM
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Depends on what I'm armed with.
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:43 PM
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As Redd Fox once said, "Do you know what is more dangerous than a black belt in Karate? A brown belt with a .38 in it."
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:21 PM
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I'm not worried about Rambo. He's just an actor

I'm not worried about Macgyver, he'll have to stand there and ponder for 10 minutes

But Norris.................. That might not be OK


I carry one of these. Nasty little thing capable of chambering .357s. And while I'm not as good a shot as I used to be, I'm still good enough to hit YOU



I learned this from Indiana Jones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE
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