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In Church
The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. We're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know about the resurrection?
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Tommy Wilson, please tell us what the resurrection is". Tommy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!" |
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