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Old 10-01-2012, 09:07 PM
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Default It never seems as it appears

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful

desire to put his member in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he

sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the

therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would

probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sasha, became

alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed

his tormenting desire to put his body part in the pickle slicer. He went on to

explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was fired

immediately.

Sasha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his

pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.... Yossel

replied: "I think she got fired too."
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